Found the Best Toy Lube: Butters Palm Grease Review

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This Butters Palm Grease Review was part of my continued Rabbit Hole to find a fantastic natural and hypoallergenic ass lube. This might just be the best anal lube. In my process, I first found Sliquid Sassy Lube, very good water based lube with easy cleanup and doesn’t dry too quickly. Next I ran across The Butters Brand and their Original Lube formula, which took it a step further as it is based on natural oils so it lasts a very long time and works great on toys. But as my quest continued, I tripped across Palm Grease on the Butters site.

Their description is “An ultra-thick lube made for extended stroke sessions & working your various holes to new depths & diameters. Palm Grease texture so velvety you’ll never want anything else on your dick.” I figured this was mostly focused on masturbation. Since I am uncut, a lube for masturbation is not really high on my list, but then I came across the URL (web address) that had this in it “…for-dck-stroking-fist-fcking-and-other-high-viscosity-needs.” I saw: “High Viscosity” and “Fist Fucking”? While I love the Butters Original, I did feel like I needed higher viscosity. Something that provides more lubrication when there is a tight fit, like trying out a new larger toy. So, I ordered up a tub to give it a try.

As I mentioned in the other review, The Butters Hygenics Co makes great natural products that are actually very affordable. The products are 100% Vegan and the company was started by a Queer dude, so he probably knows a thing or two about butt play. All products are made in the U.S., so you can have greater confidence in the ingredient claims being true.

Being of natural ingredients (such as Palm Butter, Grapeseed Oil, and Vitamin E), you can use it about anywhere. Vivian and I have used it to add some lubrication for long vaginal sex sessions at that dryer time of the month and it worked great. It can be used on strap-ons, small toys, and especially large toys. It just feels great. You get to feel to toy and pleasure and not focus on the drag or lack of lube. And of course you can use it to masturbate your cock.

It is a cream, and remains higher viscosity on the toys even as it warms with a melting point at 103F (above body temp). As a result, it does not run or drip like others. On to the experience!

Experiences with The Butters Hygenics

I have had a journey through many lubes, generally with a focus on quality body safe ingredients, check out my first lube review of Sliquid Sassy to see all the ones I tested back then. Many of those still have a home in the nightstand, and the Butters Original had been a great alternative to Sliquid’s Sassy for extra staying power (not drying). But when Palm Grease arrived, I quickly learned that it was in a class of its own. Reapplication worries became a thing of the past (except for very extended sessions).

More recently I had been on my journey to increase my stretch and so I acquired a few larger toys, 1) Bad Dragon Vergil in XL, 2) Mr. Hankey’s Toys Chorizo and Eggs in XXL, and Mr Hankey’s Toys Goliath in XL. None of these are exactly small. They are all over 11″ in circumference.

The first toy I got was the Bad Dragon Vergil. I had seen a size queen (by the name of Siswet) take this thing anally online and she intrigued me. As often happens, my eyes were bigger than my ass and I bought it. When I saw this thing, I swear it was bigger than advertised.

To start of the session, I first dropped it in a sinkful of hot water for a few mins, a warm toy really can make a difference when going for new records. I lubed up the Vergil and gave it a go. The first part of the Vergil slid right in, then I realized I might have a depth problem. While I could hit the knot, I could not go much deeper without feeling some pressure. I needed to work deeper. I did some long searching and determined I needed to add on the Chorizo n’ Eggs and the Goliath toys to get deeper first, so I could then later focus on the knot.

Having a Big Helping of Chorizo n’ Eggs

After what seemed like and eternal wait (wasn’t but a few days) for my toys start to arrive, I pull the Chorizo n’ Eggs from the hot water, lube it up with Palm Grease, and position myself over it. As I lower onto it, this is a whole different ballgame. This dildo is a firmer “medium” texture that does not give as much. Instead of starting at 5.5″ circumference like the Goliath, this beast starts at 9.9″ around. As I push the first few inches of depth in, the stretch is insane. It keeps stretching and stretching my ass, my breath quickens and deepens at the same time. I continue to push and then my ass slides over the head of the cock and I feel a pop and I get a moment of relief as the diameter drops just a bit below the head and then grows to 11.2″ around! Like a beast just slid the head of his cock into my ass..

The largest part of the Chorizo n’ Eggs is in the center, and then is starts to get a bit thinner (only 10.6″ at the base). I continue to go deeper and I can feel the firmness of this beast inside of me. I try to bottom out, but cannot, the depth continues to plague me. Once again I realize that I am fully focused on my conquest and had not even given a thought to the lubricant in use, it was doing exactly what is was meant to do.

Riding the Goliath

A few days later the Goliath arrived, I gave it a good cleaning and warmed it up in a sink of hot water. I pulled out the Goliath and lubed it with a nice coating of Palm Grease. I set the warm Goliath on the edge of the bath tub and proceeded to lower myself down upon it. The head starts at a respectable 5.5″ circumference and quickly graduates to over 8″ around. I feel the head start to poke in and I immediately notice the stretch and a oh so blissful feeling of pressure on my prostate as the head pops in and out of my ass. I slowly ride it up and down just on the head to savor this feeling. The smooth texture of the Goliath combined with the Palm Grease, and I don’t even have a thought about the lubricant, just feeling details of the Goliath going in and out of my ass. I start having small prostate orgasms and involuntarily leaking cum from my cock. I continue to ride it deeper as it goes from 8″ to 9″ to 10″ and all the way to 11″+ at the base. I am not quite able to bottom out due to the depth, but the stretch feels soo luscious, and I feel no drag of my sphincter. I realize then that I may have just found the perfect lube.

Vergil the Dragon

After weeks of training, alternating between the Goliath and Chorizo n’ Eggs, I finally attack the Vergil from Bad Dragon. I lube it up and slide down on it, the first part of the toy always feels so good as the tip abruptly pops in, then your ass collapses around the thin middle as you sit there feeling like a you have just taken a medium butt plug, but you are only just beginning. From there you have an almost insurmountable knot. I push deeper and deeper. As I squat down on it, I sit upright, and attempt a meditative state to allow my innards to relax. They continue to push back against this beast of width and depth. For two days I try without success, always feeling like I must be so close. With each attempt my body gives in a little more and also pushes back a little harder as I go deeper. Finally on the third day, I determine this will be the day. I sit down on Vergil and slowly push against the knot with constant unyielding pressure. The stretch is intense and my body is pushing back against the depth of this beast. All of a sudden I feel the stretching pause even though I continue to push, I realize that I am at the maximum size of the knot. I push further and feel the wonderful feeling of my ass sliding slowly down the other side of this beast. At the same time I am filled to the max with the knot inside and the depth pushing my innards. I push deeper, knowing that the base cannot be far and I must not give up till I feel the hilt! I have trouble controlling my breath, I involuntarily grunt as I continue to push. This journey cannot end until my ass feels the base against it. With this wonderful lube my ass slides further and further until finally I feel the hilt. Success, pleasure, pain, overwhelm. Almost immediately my body gives up and pushes out. I feel the thrill of the conquest over this toy and also very lightheaded. I take a beat and relish in the success of my conquest, knowing that I will be trying this again soon, very soon.

Palm Grease has done it’s job. It has allowed for play without even having to think about the lube. It has worked on large toys, small toys, firm toys, and soft toys.

Most recently I also ordered a Chorizo n’ Eggs in Medium. Which is a wonderful size for pegging and play. The way the Chorizo n’ Eggs grows in the middle and then is smaller at the ends leads to a constant pleasure wave, especially with Palm Grease at the helm.


  • Smooth, great at reducing friction on textured toys
  • Thicker viscosity than most lubes will provide lasting lubrication even when stretching your limits
  • Does not dry out
  • Silicone Toy Safe


  • Natural Oils base, so cleanup requires a bit more than water based.
  • Not recommended for TPE, Cyberskin, jelly, rubber, ABS or Latex

Overall: 9.8/10 (Fantastic for Anal and Vaginal Play)

Vendor Description:

Ingredients: Elaeis Guineensis (Sustainably Sourced Palm) Oil, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Vitamin E (Tocopherol) 


  • It’s all-natural fatty acids condition tissues to prevent tears; softens rough hands/nails; evens skin tones, reduces wrinkles, blemishes and helps your skin heal faster from your use.
  • Melting point of 103 F
  • Shelf Life is about 2 years. Best by date printed on every jar.  
  • Amplifies natural lubrication 
  • 100% vegan, edible, wheat/gluten free 
  • Never tested on animals other than humans 

Sex toy/condom Material Compatibility: 

Not compatible with latex,

Safe with leather Works with: Silicone, glass, wood, ceramic, leather, PVC, sil-a-gel, lamb skin, polyurethane.

Not recommended for: TPE, Cyberskin, jelly, rubber, ABS 

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