Background
This Butters Palm Grease Review was part of my continued Rabbit Hole to find a fantastic natural and hypoallergenic ass lube. This might just be the best anal lube. In my process, I first found Sliquid Sassy Lube, very good water based lube with easy cleanup and doesnt dry too quickly. Next I ran across The Butters Brand and their Original Lube formula, which took it a step further as it is based on natural oils so it lasts a very long time and works great on toys. But as my quest continued, I tripped across Palm Grease on the Butters site.
Their description is “An ultra-thick lube made for extended stroke sessions & working your various holes to new depths & diameters. Palm Grease texture so velvety you’ll never want anything else on your dick.” I figured this was mostly focused on masturbation. Since I am uncut, a lube for masturbation is not really high on my list, but then I came across the URL (web address) that had this in it “the-butters-lube-palm-grease-for-dck-stroking-fist-fcking-and-other-high-viscosity-needs.” While I love the Butters Original, I did feel like I needed higher viscosity. Something that provides more lubrication when there is a tight fit, like trying out a new larger toy. So, I ordered up a tub to give it a try.
As I mentioned in the other review, The Butters Hygenics Co makes great natural products that are actually very affordable. The products are 100% Vegan and the company was started by a Queer dude, so he probably knows a thing or two about butt play. All products are made in the U.S., so you can have greater confidence in the ingredient claims being true.
Being of natural ingredients (such as Palm Butter, Grapeseed Oil, and Vitamin E), you can use it about anywhere. Vivian and I have used it to add some lubrication for long vaginal sex sessions at that dryer time of the month and it worked great. It can be used on strap-ons, small toys, and especially large toys. It just feels great. You get to feel to toy and pleasure and not focus on the drag or lack of lube. And of course you can use it to masturbate your cock.
It is a cream, and remains higher viscosity on the toys even as it warms with a melting point at 103F (above body temp). As a result, it does not run or drip like others. On to the experience!
Experiences with The Butters Hygenics
My journey has been through many lubes, just check out my first lube review of Sliquid Sassy to see all the ones I tested back then. The Butters Original had been a great alternative and one I started to like more than the Sassy. But when Palm Grease arrived, I quickly learned that it was in a class of its own. Reapplication worries became a thing of the past (except for very extended sessions).
More recently I had been on my journey to increase my stretch and so I acquired a few larger toys, 1) Bad Dragon Vergil in XL, 2) Mr. Hankey’s Toys Chorizo and Eggs in XXL, and Mr Hankey’s Toys Goliath in XL. None of these are exactly small. They are all over 11″ in circumference.
The first toy I got was the Bad Dragon Vergil. I had seen a size queen take this thing anally online and she intrigued me. So my eyes were bigger than my ass and I bought it. For good measure I dropped it in a sinkful of hot water, a warm toy really can make a difference when going for new records.
I lubed up the Vergil and started my session. The first part of the Vergil slid right in, then I realized I might have a depth problem. While I could hit the knot, I could not go much deeper without feeling some pressure. I needed to work deeper. I quickly added the purchases of the Chorizo n’ Eggs and the Goliath Toy to get deeper without the knot.
After what seemed like and eternal wait (wasn’t but a few days) for my toys to arrive, I cleaned them and gave them a warm up in the sink as well. I pulled out the Goliath and lubed it with a nice coating of Palm Grease. I set the warm Goliath on the edge of the bath tub and proceeded to lower myself down upon it. The head starts at a respectable 5.5″ circumference and quickly graduates to over 8″ around. I feel the head start to poke in and all I notice is the stretch and the feeling of pressure that it places on my prostate as the head pops in and out of my ass. I slowly ride it up and down just on the head to savor this feeling. I don’t even have a thought about the lubricant, just feeling details of the Goliath going in and out of my ass. I start having small prostate orgasms and involuntarily start to leak cum from my cock. I continue to ride it deeper as it goes from 8″ to 9″ to 10″ and all the way to 11″+ at the base. I am not quite able to bottom out due to the depth, but the stretch feels soo luscious, and I feel no drag of my sphincter. I may have just found the perfect lube. I ride it for a bit more and then decide I must move on to the Chorizo n’ Eggs. I pull it from the hot water in the sink and position myself over it. As I lower onto it, this is a whole different ballgame. This dildo is a firmer “medium” texture that does not give as much. Instead of starting at 5.5″ like the Goliath, this beast starts at 9.9″ around. As I push the first few inches of depth in, the stretch is insane. It keeps stretching and stretching my ass, my breath quickens and deepens at the same time. I continue to push and then my ass slides over the head of the cock and I get a moment of relief as the diameter drops just a bit below the head and then grows to 11.2″ around! The largest point is in the middle, so I keep pushing deeper and feel is get a big thinner (only 10.6″ at the base). I continue to go deeper and I can feel the firmness of this beast inside of me. I try to bottom out, but cannot, the depth continues to plague me. But once again, I am fully focused on what I am doing and have zero attention paid to the wonderful lubricant that is doing it’s job.
After weeks of training, I finally attack the Vergil from Bad Dragon. I lube it up and slide down on it, the first part of the toy always feels so good as it pops in, then you are in the thin middle. From there becomes the almost insurmountable knot. I push deeper and deeper. Attempting a meditative state to allow my innards to relax as they are pushing back against this beast of width and depth. For two days I try without success, always feeling like I must be so close. Finally on the third day, I try again. I sit down on Vergil and slowly push against the knot with constant unyielding pressure. I finally begin to feel the stretch pause that means I am at the max size of the knot. I push further and start to feel my ass slowly slide down the other side of this beast. At the same time I am filled to the max with the knot inside and the depth pushing my innards. I push and have trouble controlling my breath, I involuntarily grunt as I continue to push. I have come this far, I cannot stop until my ass feels the base against it. With this wonderful lube my ass slides further and further until finally I feel the hilt. Almost immediately my body gives up and pushes out. I feel the thrill of the conquest over this toy and also very lightheaded.
Palm Grease has done it’s job. It has allowed for play without even having to think about the lube. It has worked on large toys, small toys, firm toys, and soft toys.
Most recently I also ordered a Chorizo n’ Eggs in Medium. Which is a wonderful size for pegging and play. How that toy gets large in the middle and smaller at the ends is a constant pleasure wave, especially with Palm Grease at the helm.
Pros:
- Smooth, great at reducing friction on textured toys
- Thicker viscosity than most lubes will provide lasting lubrication even when stretching your limits
- Does not dry out
- Silicone Toy Safe
Cons:
- Natural Oils base, so cleanup requires a bit more than water based.
- Not recommended for TPE, Cyberskin, jelly, rubber, ABS or Latex
Overall: 9.8/10 (Fantastic for Anal and Vaginal Play)
Vendor Description:
Ingredients: Elaeis Guineensis (Sustainably Sourced Palm) Oil, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Oil, Vitamin E (Tocopherol)
Details:
- It’s all-natural fatty acids condition tissues to prevent tears; softens rough hands/nails; evens skin tones, reduces wrinkles, blemishes and helps your skin heal faster from your use.
- Melting point of 103 F
- Shelf Life is about 2 years. Best by date printed on every jar.
- Amplifies natural lubrication
- 100% vegan, edible, wheat/gluten free
- Never tested on animals other than humans
Sex toy/condom Material Compatibility:
Not compatible with latex,
Safe with leather Works with: Silicone, glass, wood, ceramic, leather, PVC, sil-a-gel, lamb skin, polyurethane.
Not recommended for: TPE, Cyberskin, jelly, rubber, ABS
